Free bootcamp seat winner!!!!
Because this guy is easily my biggest fan and he knows my material like the back of his hand, I’ve decided to give him a free seat at the bootcamp location of his choice.
After watching this video it’s obvious that he has studied our phone and Text game product. I don’t remember Savoy and I releasing it yet…..Fuck, it must have leaked!
Although I don’t appreciate him stealing our Text and phone Game product, it does feel good to know that he enjoyed listening to Tenmagnet, Cajun, and myself on Jealousy Plotlines CD!!!
I think we can safely assume all of the following are true:
- He isn’t wearing anything from the waste down in this video
- By state and federal law he is not allowed withi n 200 yards of any school property.
- He drives a scary van with no windows in the back
- He has not had consensual sex he didn’t pay for in let’s say…..ever.
- Under his trailer he has a giant pit he keeps tourists in.
- He has a dog named Precious
- He loves Nascar deeply and has a plan in the works to assassinate Jeff Gordon
- His 30 mg of anti psychotic meds is about as effective as throwing a cup of water at a forest fire.
- His mail order bride escaped from her cage earlier this year, hence the bitterness.
- His favorite opener….. “Hey guys, quick question……Does this rag smell like chloroform?”
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your blog looks discriminating, you should make solon.