This song is Siiiiiiiick!
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Dahunter and I went to a strip club last week so we could polish some of the content for the upcoming launch of Strippers and Hired Guns…….However, the strip club was a bearon fucking waste land. It was full of trolls, goblins, and other hideous creatures of the night. Â
Dahunter’s Quotes to me in regards to the large marine life flopping around on stage:
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Dahunter: “I didn’t see a sign outside that said Sea World.”
Dahunter: “Let’s throw them fish instead of dollars.”
(In regards to two of the fattest strippers dancing and making out….)
Braddock: “Wow, the whales are making out. Where is her blow hole? I don’t know if this is better or worse.”
Dahunter: “Two whales making out is better than one……I guess.”
Braddock:Â “Dude, you ready to leave?”
Dahunter: “Hold on, I’m still waiting for the guy in the wet suit to show up and make them do tricks.”
Braddock: “Do you think we can pet them? What if they mistake us for seals and slide up on the table and kill us in one bite? I’m not risking it.”
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