01/6/09Filed under: Funny

I was forced to watch this shit fest yesterday…..

If I was a movie studio executive and someone walked into my office with this script, not only would I have them escorted off the premises by an armed guard.  I would also call Homeland Security and report that I have captured a terrorist.

This movie is easily one of the top 5 worst movies ever made.  Everyone who is even remotely responsible for this abomination  (from the boom mic operator to head of studio) should be met with a slow and merciless torture.

P.S.

Fuck Pierce Brosnan for agreeing to be in this move….fucking sell out.   No amount of money can justify being in this movie.  Pierce Brosnan has no understanding of responsibility or self respect.  He is a former James Bond.  State, federal, and international law should prohibit James Bond from being in such a shit film.

As if I needed another reason to Hate Meryl Streep. If I ever see Meryl Streep in public, I will consider going fist to cuffs.   Glorious combat to the death. The fight would obviously be prison rules. We will also abide by the golden rule of the 1985 Classic Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome which states, “Two man enter, one man leaves.”

That is all,

-Braddock

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