05/20/09Filed under: Pickup

Stockholm (Fuck Soul)

My job as a dating coach takes me to some awesome places.  The first stop on my European tour was Stockholm, Sweden.

I officially hate Soul.  I will basically spend the next 6 months trying to ruin his life and sabotage him at every turn.  He is moving to heaven/Stockholm in the next month.  The Don, Calibrese, and I were eating lunch one day and we played a game called, “let’s count the fat girls.”   When we left lunch an hour later we were still at ZERO!

(This girl is probably a random coffee shop worker or something.  Swedish 7 as our boy Shak would say)

Prague  (Kicking Midgets)

My next adventure as a dating coach in the month of May led me to Prague.   Daxx flew over from London to help out.   For starters, I booked his flight out of London at 7:30 am just to be a dick.  The truth is, I could have booked him one at any time during the day but I wanted to go see the sites in Prague, so I didn’t want him to show up at 4pm and our day be shot.   Needless to say Daxx was not impressed with this ticket.   I don’t have a good track record with flying Daxx out to my programs.  I may be a good dating coach, but I doubt I would last five minutes as a travel agent.  Last year I flew him out to help me with a bootcamp in Amsterdam.  I assumed the airport I picked in the “London Area” would be close to his house.  Turns out he had to drive like 3 hours to get there.  Fuck!

Daxx read/heard/dreamed/hallucinated that there is a bar in Prague where you can pay to KICK a midget.   We literally spent the rest of the week asking every local, tourist, man, woman, and child if they knew where we could find this mythical midget.   Sadly, we never found him.  I have to think it was for the best that we never found one.   Daxx is literally a professional soccer player and would likely have punted the poor garden gnome into next week.

London (Operation Oriental Express)

My my next May dating coach adventure took me to London.   Mr. M and I filmed Social Circle Mastery and Inner Game.   Those two seminars are off the charts.  I couldn’t be happier with the footage.   They will both be introductory DVD’s.   I like this, because it allows us to teach more advanced content in the actual seminars.   We literally have like 60 pages of single spaced notes typed up for Social Circle Mastery and even more for inner game.   We’ve had to narrow it down to about 25  pages to fit the 5 hour time slot of the seminars.   I love the idea of putting the basics out on DVD so we can get dirty and go DEEP in the seminars.

I don’t know when the Social Circle Mastery and Inner Game DVD’s will come out.   It will be a while.   It will likely take months to edit them and get them right and we may have to re-shoot certain parts.

Sunday was Mr. M’s birthday.  After the Inner Game seminar all the dating coaches took him out for his birthday.  It was a crazy night.  Somebody bought him a bottle of vodka with a scorpion in it.  Mr. M and Daxx decided it would be a good idea to tear the scorpion in half and eat it.

“Operation Oriental Express”

After dinner, drinks, and scorpion carcass we took Mr. M to Spearmint Rhino where “Operation Oriental Express” began.  Mr. M pretty much only likes blonds and has ZERO attraction for Asian girls.  So, what do you think all the dating coaches made sure to do?   If you said bought him lap dances with hot blond strippers…….You are WRONG!    Sheriff, 5.0, and Soul, and I made sure to find the only Asian stripper in there and basically hire her for the night.

Needless to say this pissed off Mr. M and made me happy. All in all, it was a pretty good birthday for ME.

The life of a dating coach is pretty crazy fo sho…

-Braddock

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