06/4/09Filed under: Pickup

Th is is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.  I just finished watching the first season on a plane.   I was laughing so hard I was crying.  People were starring at me because I was laughing awkwardly loud.

If you grew up in a small town like I did then this show will strike a cord.   I feel like I know 4 or 5 real life Kenny Powers’.  Guys that graduated 6 years ago but still talk about their high school glory days like they were yesterday, still go go high school parties, and still do laps around the local Sonic Drive Inn bumping Metallica as loud as they can crank it.  Sweeeeet!

Favorite Kenny Powers Quotes:

Kenny Powers: “I’m the man who has the ball, I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck, so that is why I am better than everyone is the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone”

Kenny’s Brother: “Is a black card better than a gold card?”

Kenny Powers:  “Gold might get you tickets to the Jonas Brothers, Black will get all three of them sucking your dick!”

Ashley Schaffer: “Dick Slapping’s My Game”

Kenny Powers:  “Listen bitch, I’m about to fuck your head up with some truth!”

Kenny Powers:  “This is a real job. It aint like teachin kids, I can’t just get fucked up”

Principle Cuttler mentions that he is also an athlete and is entering the triathlon,

Kenny Powers: ”I play a real sport for real men, not trying to be the best at fucking exercising.”

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