It's Official….Tim Tebow is a Pussy

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This article says that Tebow is “waiting for marriage” to have sex.   Are you kidding me????   This guy could pull more ass than a hamstring and he’s “waiting for marriage.”

To me this is the equivalent of Tom Brady or Brad Pitt deciding to practice sexual abstinence.  Ridiculous.

This is like that kid you knew in 7th grade who weighed 50 pounds more than everyone and could run faster than anyone, who didn’t come out for football. Ridiculous.

This is like being a billionaire and driving a Hybrid Honda civic.  Ridiculous.

As far as I’m concerned this is an insult to God.  He gives you this much power and status and you waste it by waiting til marriage!?!?!?   I bet God is pissed about this.

He should be waging war on every sorority girl in the tri state area.  Ridiculous. Ridiculous.

As a matter of fact I don’t even want to talk about this anymore.  God damned Ridiculous.

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2 Responses to “It's Official….Tim Tebow is a Pussy”

  1. Brings a tear to my eye

  2. Thank you for saying what had to be said.

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