Dating Coach Mr. M of Love Systems: Interview 4 of 7
Lesson 4 From Dating Coach Mr. M :
Don’t Play “Tell Her” With Tranies
When you are a Dating Coach you get bored just running normal game on girls. After a couple hundred bootcamps and thousands of approaches, you don’t get the same rush you did when you were first starting out. So to keep things fresh we have come up with a couple of brutal games that really push the social pressure.
Game 1: “Veto”
I believe veto was developed by Soul and Mr. M. The way veto works is when your friend sees a hot girl ANYWHERE and he says, “veto” you have to go and approach her with a legit opener right away or you have to go to the ATM and give your friend $50 dollars right there on the spot.
“Veto” means that they are vetoing any possible excuses you can come up with for not approaching. “Dude, she’s on the phone/to hot/ordering Subway/giving CPR….etc”  You either approach or cough up the money, NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION!!! Rule number 71…..No excuses, play like a fucking champion.
If you approach, whether you it goes well or not, you get to keep your cash. Once you’ve gone, then you hold the veto power. Now it’s your turn to get your friend whenever you see fit. I tried to be generous with Dahunter and pick girls in reasonable situations. He, however was a complete fucking terrorist with this game.
He would get me on girls in the corner of a club surrounded by her boyfriend, all her friends, and a fucking body guard. He “vetoed” me at the gym one time on one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen while she was being stretched by her personal trainer. I got him a few times on the car behind us in the middle of the drive thru.
I’ve heard stories of Soul “vetoing” Mr. M on girls walking down the other side the street and him having to jog about 2 city blocks to catch up with her in London to save $50 dollars.I’ve also heard stories from Mr. M about him getting Soul on girls walking with their mom’s. BRUTAL!
If you want to get over social pressure….find a friend and play “veto.”  After a week you will either be forged out of steel or you will be immune to mase depending on how brutal your friend is.
Game 2: “Tell Her”
This game was imported to the US by Daxx. Since he has moved to Los Angeles I’ve had to squeeze lemon in my eye several times and I currently owe two more. God damn it hurts too. I’d rather get my dick caught in my zipper than have lemon squeezed in my eye.
The way “Tell Her” works is that you wait for one of your friends to make a comment about a girl that is walking by/somewhere in the room. If you can say, “Tell her” before he says “tell her” then you have to walk over there and tell her EXACTLY what you said about her.  Maybe you said, “That girl is really cute.” (Anyone that called “Tell her” on that is an Amateur). A seasoned veteran will wait for you to say something like, “I’d like to fuck her brains out and destroy those amazing tits” and then say, “Tell her.”
A complete asshole (Daxx) will wait until I say something like, “Wow, that is a disgusting fat bitch. I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick and Aaron pushing.”  This is when Daxx will say, “Tell her.”  What a scumbag.
I don’t mind saying sexual stuff or mildly rude things, but I refuse to destroy someones soul. This is why my left eye is constantly swollen and I look stoned.  Maybe the lesson here is that I should quit talking shit about fat girls….hmmm
Either way, he is a complete asshole.  He got Dahunter when we were on a rooftop bar in downtown LA. Dahunter said, “See that group of girls? I would fuck any and all of them, damn they are hot.”  This was immediately followed by Daxx saying, “Tell em.”  Ouch….
Comments that have resulted in a lemon in my eye….
Braddock: “Our waitress would be alright if she would lose about 30 pounds of the hog flesh.”
Braddock: “That girl should look into some acai berry fat burner.”
Braddock: “That is easily one of the top 5 ugliest haircuts I’ve ever seen.”
Braddock: “Who talks like that, that girl was obviously touched by her uncle when she was 5.”
Comment that got Mr. M slapped by a tranny…
While standing at the bar in the Hardrock Mr. M saw 3 tranny prostitutes standing with their pimp. He leaned into the group and said, “That is one ugly mother fucker right there.”  Ooops…..Daxx was in the group, so of course he says, “Tell her.”
Mr. M, being an attorney, should have tried to escape this trap by informing Daxx that “Tell Her” is actually incorrect. It would actually be “Tell Him” which is a game we don’t play. Mr. M being 6 beers and 3 shots deep wasn’t sharp enough to catch this technicality and walked up to the giant tranny and said, “You are one ugly mother fucker.”
Mr. M walks back to the group and is immediately followed by the giant tranny. A few more words are exchanged and then the tranny wound up and gave him a firm smack on the face. I guess he/she doesn’t appreciate the fact that Mr. M was simply playing like a champion. Figures. Some people don’t understand what it takes to be a champion and resent those that do.
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Lol so guessing that you have to squeeze a lemon in your eye when you refuse to tell a girl something because it’ll just be too soul destroying. Have you got Daxx good at all? Guess it’s just teaching you all to be nicer
I don’t know why this post doesn’t have more comments because this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Your stuff is hysterical, Braddock.
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HAHA…Thanks DJ Fuji
I know right? Where’s the love?!?
-B
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